Feeling Your Age

You know you're getting old when....

• you make little grunt/sigh noises when you get up or sit down




• you take a brolly with you everywhere, just in case




• you choose shoes and clothes based purely on whether they are comfortable




• you check where the toilets are as soon as you arrive somewhere




• you use the words "nowadays" and "when I was your age" far too often




• the only drugs you take are prescribed by your doctor